Coronely

When Lockdown 3.0 is announced 2 days before Valentines Day.

Person 1: "Dan Andrews didn't want to take HIS wife out on Valentines Day, so he called Lockdown 3.0 for the whole state as a backstory"
Person 2: "What a douchéburg, my missus is going to be totally pissed. Guess we ALL going to be Coronely this year mate"