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Sharia Bluetooth

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.

The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth

by EggInThisTryinTime June 16, 2018


Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018