I had sex with Evan last night
it was as good as God-Fucking
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To be amazing at sex,and to be extremely intelligent. Often times he combats evil and enjoys the occasional Eggo. To have very sexy hair and to be skilled in the art of pencil throwing to be amazing beyond comprehension ;D
Guy 1: My girlfriends moans last night shattered my windows
Guy2: Dude you're so Blackley
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