New York Dirty Dog

In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.

Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.

Freaky Friday Code Of Honor

If two men make the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor, it means in the event they switch bodies, they are given permission to look at, jerk off, or use for sex their new penis that technically belongs to the other man.

Me and Brian just agreed to the terms of the Freaky Friday Code Of Honor. Finally I’ll be able to see his dick if we switch bodies!

Ghost Nut

When you are so focused on the plot of a porn or your too busy speed scrolling through it, you end up blowing your load and not realizing it. You could swear nothing happened, but there is cum all over.

I was so focused on the step sibling’s family painting in the background, that I ended up busting a ghost nut.

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