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Profit

The result of two steps in a process, the second of which is a mystery. A meme that comes from South Park.

"Phase one, COLLECT UNDERPANTS. Phase two, ??? Phase three, PROFIT!"

by Sissy;; January 20, 2009

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Profit

The step that comes after ?????

Step 1: Obtain Rednecks
Step 2: Abduct them
Step 3: Analy Probe them.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit

by ODST January 2, 2010

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Profit

Profit is neither deserved nor earned, it is the 'surplus' falsely created by under-compensating the worker and over-charging the customer.

In other words: the spoils of cheating, taking more than your fairly earned share.

I can't pay you a living wage, I need a larger profit margin.

by Owl eyes May 5, 2022

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Profit

The "nudies", aka naked pictures, obtained from a period of time spend fraternizing with a lady

She was totally annoying, but the violent break up was worth the profit, which i use to masturbate often.

by Judy Millz December 8, 2010

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Profitate

It has the same meaning as profit, to gain from, with its use intended for dramatic flair. Quoted from Preach, part of the Youtube channel Aba & Preach.

When a person puts you in the Friendzone because it's convenient, they profitate from your being in the Friendzone.

by kameHouse May 12, 2020

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Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

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PROFIT!

The result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. Originated from a South Park episode "Underpants Gnomes"

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Gerinych January 5, 2008

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