purple piece of aluminum foil

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy

“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

Piffwaddling Shenanigans

The way you walk after 10 beers of the same name.

Hey Larry, jeez Frank is Piffwaddling after sitting on the beers last night.

How many did he have?
About 10. It was Piffwaddling Shenanigans.

blue piece of aluminum foil

Super sexy girl, typically has a super sexy boyfriend

“Woah!!!!!!!! That guy totally has a blue piece of aluminum foil for a girlfriend!”