You are what you eat

A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.

"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"

"Hey, you are what you eat."

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Handhug

An extremely awkward scenario that occurs when one person goes for the fist bump and the other for a more formal handshake, resulting in one person holding and fondling another's fist.

"Dude did you just handhuged me?"

"Nohomo"

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