Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!

Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan