You've gotta be joking!
A term from the 1960's-1970's.
Eli: I'm dating the prettiest cheerleader in the school!
Joe: Rear de dear!
A popular expression from 1970 upstate New York. It means, "You're lying," or "I doubt what you're saying is true."
Eli: I'm taking Megan Fox to the movies tonight.
Joe: Rear-Dee-Dear!!!!