kote

n.
Protective gauntlets used in kendo.

The palms of my new kote are made of smoked deer skin, so they smell like a week-old ashtray.

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men

n.
helmet/facemask used in kendo.

Last practice, I tied my men wrong, and so I completely cut off the circualtion to my brain, and nearly fainted.

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cowboy

verb. To kill a person with an excessive amount of bullets, this is usually done by associates of a crime syndicate who wish to send a message to those who would cross them. The action itself is done by pointing a gun (preferrably automatic) at the victim, and squeezing the the trigger while moving ones hand up and down, left and right, spraying bullets into the victim like it's 1929.

Did you hear what happened to Dutch Schultz when he angered Banana-Nose Maldonado? Maldonado had the Teacher and some of his boys cowboy him.

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do

n.
chest armour used in kendo

my sensei hit me with a wicked gyaku-do! He missed my do, and now my ribs are the color of ripe plums!

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