Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

Hailey

A crusty dusty musty whore. She will sleep with the whole town and get pregnant. No one really knows who the father is. Her baby will come out multicolored and covered in hickeys.

Boy 1: I just stole Hailey from her man
Boy 2: that’s not a flex you should definitely get tested