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Fridgeworthy

When a picture, drawing, printout of an Ultrasound, reports card, painting, report, picture of a cat, picture of a dog, picture of a neice, picture of a nephew, baseball card, football card, religious card, brocheure, panphlet, newspaper cliping, magazine cutout, column from newspaper, index card, looseleaf paper, map post card, stamp, magnet, birthday card, holiday card, restaurant menu, VCR insturction booklet, diary entry, calendar, schedule, book cover, picture taken of a McGriddle, or printout of an Urban Dictionary definition do something to warrant the merit of making it onto the refrigerator for all to see and lear at.

I hope this speeding ticket I got is fridgeworthy.

by El Barto June 30, 2004

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


stravato

A cool teacher, known for letting people in late and yelling at kevin.

"Guys...guys? guys guys guys? Guyyyyyyysss...."

"HEY!"

"gimme a Z enter E enter"

by El Barto March 26, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


potatoes

Term found in psycology books meaning vodka.
Common substance used in making vodka. Usually found in the ground.

Let's go drink some potatoes

by El Barto May 12, 2004

3πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


El Barto

Bart Simpson's tag name on the greatest TV show ever (M*A*S*H...lol). Often seen in Springfield specifically near the courthouse or alleyways. Homer even tries his own version of that tag creating the name "El Homo".

El Barto should not be pronounced as "El Burrito" contrary to popular belief. Notice the subtle difference in the LETTERS.

by El Barto June 11, 2004

98πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


bad time at the movies

when a woman has sex with a man with an unnaturally small penis, used especially when the woman can get no feeling from the act.(see danny)

by El Barto January 16, 2003

17πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


snoogins

When the snooch is in the nooch and the booch is to the noochy. A state of kidding or happiness that can be expressed with cool or great.

So, you wanna do me.
Response: Yeah
Snoogins (if applicable, snooch, snooch to the nooch, snooch-boochies, mad note)

by El Barto June 7, 2003

78πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


GZA

Leader of the Wu Tang Clan; and easily the best rapper when freestyling, flow, rhythm, lyrics, non-commercialism, and storytelling are considered. Recognizable for his ability to create vivid imagery through his metaphors on the mic.

Killah hills 10304 Liquid Swords

Restaurants on a stake-out
So order the food to take out
Chaos, outside a spark steakhouse
Maintain the power, I feel the deal's gone sour
Nigga Mr. Wedding, late a fuckin half hour
And his man who bought land from Tony Starks
While he was contractin bricklayin jobs in city parks
he's a loan shark, bitches raise a grand to a finger
In a garment that's stretched, got it sewn like Singer
Cause all that talk blasphemy this kid after me
for the heist, in a Burlington Coat Factory
Fuck it, he turned snake so my nigga Cash stole his copilot
who used to drive like sacks of blow on this remote
area, we label Dead Man's Island
Two hundred miles South from Thailand
Right off the docks, I got the various custom made yachts
Burial plots, for my niggaz hit with fatal shots
There's no need for us to spray up the scene
I use less men, more powerful shit for my team
Like my man Muhammad from Afghanistan
Grew up in Iran, the nigga runs a neighborhood newsstand
A wild Middle Eastern, bomb specialist
Intiated, at eleven to be a terrorist
He set bombs in bottles of champagne
And when niggaz popped the cork, niggaz lost half they brains
Like this ex-worker, tried to smuggle a half a key
in his left leg, even underwent surgery
They say his pirate limp gave him away
As the feds rushed him, comin through U.S. Customs
Now look whose on the witness stand singin, a well known soprano
A smash hit from Sammy Gravano
here's the plan minimum for the hit, two hundred grand
Half time at the game blastin niggaz out the stands
The sharp-shooters hit the prosecutor, judges are sent
Photographs of they wives takin baths
Along with briefcase filled with one point five, that's the bribe
Take it or commit suicide
First rule, anyone who schemes on the gold in Syria
I want they small intestines ripped from the interior
I got a price for those jewels, ship em freight cargo
Don't forget to launder the cream through Wells Fargo
Reconstruct those processin plants for the call of Costa Rica
Four hundred barrels of ether
Two hundred pounds of reefer
and fifty immigrants with fake Visas

Life of a drug dealer

~GZA, Killah Hills 10304

by El Barto May 13, 2004

584πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž