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The product of drinking large amounts of pineapple juice to make ones ejaculate taste sweeter.
Hawaiian milkshakes are a low fat treat that my GF can enjoy anytime.
An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.
I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.
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A person who enjoys fingering butt holes.
That Turkish pianist can play a poop chute like a fine instrument.
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Going down on a cock while using one or both hands in a twisting motion to enhance pleasure and maximize jizz production.
Thank you for purchasing your new gas powered gawk gawk. Follow the instructions in the quick start guide to begin using your new gas powered gawk gawk. With proper care and maintenance, your new gas powered gawk gawk will provide you years of trouble free service.
Step 1: Before using your gas powered gawk gawk, make sure the shaft is clean and free from any obstacles.
Step 2: Bring the shaft to about eye level. Misalignment could cause poor performance.
Step 3: Set the choke, all the way until properly seated.
Step 4: Pull the starter handle forcefully. The shaft should begin to inflate. If it begins to stutter, ease off the choke a little.
Step 5: Your gawk gawk is provided with two twist throttles. Use both throttles for maximum output.
Step 6: Now rev both throttles simultaneously, like a two stroke Yamaha, while applying gentle suction on the open end
of the shaft.
Step 7: Continue until completely empty, if used properly, your gawk gawk will remove every drop.
Pro tip: For added performance, press the brown supercharger button located on the rear.
Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.
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Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!
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A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Canât Believe itâs not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryanâs generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didnât know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.