Brohibited

Things that male friends cannot do together; acts that are against the bro code, or that are illegal in the eyes of man law.

John: Dude, let's go get pedicures. I know a great spa.

Bob: You should know better! Pedicures are strictly brohibited.

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Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

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jodido

Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck).

Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!

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Viejita

Spanish word that means a little old lady.

I helped some viejita carry her groceries to her car today at Smith's. I figure it's good Karma.

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Sopaipilla

A puffy, hollow, fried bread made from a dough similar to dough used to make flour tortillas. Can be eaten plain, with honey, or used as an "edible spoon" (much like a tortilla). It can also be stuffed with beans, chile, meat, cheese, lettuce, etc.

I had a stuffed sopaipilla, served Christmas for lunch.

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piojos

Spanish for head lice.

Ai, mijo, ¡tienes los piojos otra vez!

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Chingadero

A made-up Spanglish word used in a similar fashion to the word thingamajig. The root word in Spanish is chingar, "to fuck".

Hey Pete, hand me that there chingadero.

I gotta go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those chingaderos to fix my sink.

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