Jagoogala

Short-hand for "I just shit my pants".

Jagoogala! I may need to change my pants here soon!

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poop on wood

A habit done primarily to increase one's luck. It involves pooping on a piece of wood (preferably hardwood).

I have never farted in class---poop on wood.

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ass-a-frass

Any type of grass that looks, smells, or tastes like pure asshole.

I planted a bunch of ass-a-frass grass in my yard to keep the burglars away.

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massachusetts slurpee

A special type of turd only found in Massachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure shit. It is a common snack for any poopaholic.

Man, I love the taste of shit. Go get me a massachusetts slurpee please.

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tee tee

The scientifically correct way to speak about urine and occasionally semen.

There is a bunch of fucking tee tee all over my backpack. I guess I'm gonna have to shit on the stairs today to even things out.

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cabeza de mierda

Ya sea una persona con muy mala personalidad o una persona con la cabeza hecha de excrementos.

Carlos es una verdadera cabeza de mierda. Lo odio.

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testicle sandwich

A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.

I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.

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