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hardwood

hard wood means to have a boner. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning penis. there u have it hard wood

dude1: damnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a boner dumb shit

by $$$$$$@@@@^^^^^^ April 4, 2007

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hardwood

A guy who is always ready for a casual sexual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.

"I booty called John at 3pm on a Tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!"

by KrisRach May 4, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardwood

The basketball court

Lebron is a beast on the hardwood ๐Ÿ€

by Trillio November 6, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardwood

A decidous tree; a hyper erect penis, with a cherry on top.

Girl: I just bought some hardwood lumber to build my house.
Guy:I'll build your house.
Girl: my building code requires hardwood:
Guy: I got you covered.

by sir constipator September 8, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 5, 2003

443๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 July 15, 2005

169๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

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