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Homemade pyrotechnics. May involve the use of fuel, lighter fluid, welding gasses, household cleaners, or black powder intended for use in muzzle-loading firearms. Generally lit with cigarette lighters, matches, lit cigars or cigarettes, or -- in rare cases -- electrically lighted with the use of either a car battery or household current. Dangerous as hell.
One of the more common forms of redneck firearms is the use of reactive metals in a 20-ounce soda bottle, known as an acid bomb, dry-ice bomb, or Drano bomb. Another is the trapping of a gas, such as butane or acetylene in a pipe or a series of beer cans with the tops and bottoms cut out, held together with duct tape, which when lighted makes a loud noise and can be used to hurl projectiles, such as tennis balls, potatoes, or garbage, into the neighbors' yards. See also potato gun or dorm cannon.
Look out! Bubba is going to fire off another one of them redneck fireworks!
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To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
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A place so remote, it's not even in East Jesus.
At least East Jesus would be a town. We're out in Unincorporated Jesus County.
Projectile weapon usually made from about six 12-ounce soda pop or beer cans with the all the tops and bottoms cut out except for one, which is placed at the bottom end, and held together by duct tape. Device is filled at one end with some type of explosive gas such as butane from a disposable lighter. An object such as a ball, a wadded up sock, or a potato or other vegetable is then loaded into the open end, and the gas is ignited by a lighter or lit cigarette. Makes a loud noise and, if properly made, can be used to shoot the projectile down a dormitory hallway or out a window. Not recommended for quiet floors. Generally frowned upon by Resident Advisors, college administrators, and university police.
Dude, don't come out in the hallway. Jimmy is in the stairs and is going to set of his dorm cannon.
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A redneck who votes Democrat. May be a Dixiecrat in the tradition of Harry Truman or Lyndon Johnson, who did not abandon his roots and become a Republican in the 1980s. For example, U.S. Rep. Dan Boren (D-Oklahoma). Often fiscally conservative, pro-military, pro-states' rights, pro-family values, yet supportive of civil liberties and some limited form of government assistance for the truly needy.
That guy has a Hillary Clinton sticker and a NASCAR sticker on his truck? Must be a blueneck.
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Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.
Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.
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