ALESSANDRA

Alessandra is usually a terrible creature.
The common Alessandra spends her days as a normal human being, appearing to others as extremely likeable and even naive to a certain extent. But when no one watches, her favourite hobbies are:
- Singing satanic hymns
- Drowning kittens in blood, expecially if "siamese"
- Sacrifice redheads and mexicans to the Dark Lord
- Steaing the electrical outlet keys and blaming the jews
NOTE: If your Alessandra sings around the house, get the fuck out of there. It means you are next in line.

No please! Oh God no! Alessandra what are you doing!

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