shaved meat

When you manscape and nik your dick.

I was on the shitter manscaping and then i shaved meat. Boi did that hurt.

porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

dragon sushi

When you put a piece of sushi up her ass.

I just dragon sushied her so hard last night.