HalOS

Region of Peru. HalOS is "Dedicated to providing it's peruian residents with a nice place to live and a decent public transport system"

Which way to HalOS?

Why it's that way my good man.

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Afty

A stealth breed of budgie

Where the hell has that Afty gone? I knew I should have electronically tagged it...

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Boffbowsh

Travelling salesman. Tends to be of the variety of books or diamonds. Will take cash, credit cards or personal cheques.

Signs on doors: "No canvasmen, no salespeople and no Boffbowsh. Thankyou"

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RTO

Reading To Owls.

It's when you have nothing better to do with your day so you decide to go read to an owl (they're the smartest of all the birds, except the afty but you can rarely find one of those.

I'm bored im going to do RTO.

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Steadders

A word used to describe the amazing trick of balacing a half-full can of soft drink on its bottom rim

"oh my gosh - that can is doing steadders!"

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MPUK

MPUK is a group of like minded people from the Champagne region of France who all enjoy a good game of lawn bowls.

"Join MPUK - we like rolling our balls in the grass..."

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Baz

Slippery, icky substance found on the floors of greengrocers

This floor is covered in Baz.

Don't slip on the Baz!

Avoid getting Baz on your floor - use Shake n vac!

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