Queen

The best band ever. Once you listen, you can no longer do without them. The members are the cutest people in the world and such real daddies.
Side effects:
they can be addictive;
you could cry listening to every their song;
sometimes you might ask yourself questions like: why the fuck was I born in this decade? Or " oh fuck me why I wasn't at Live Aid?" or also "God why I'm not Roger Taylor's wife?", "I want to touch Brian's hair, can I?", "Can I be the lil Deaky's ass please?", "Why wasn't I Freddie's girlfriend/boyfriend?"
There are too many why.

Me: I think I'm addicted to Queen.
A stupid person: wHo ArE QUeEn?
Me: EXIT NOW FROM MY LIFE. I DON'T KNOW YOU. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN PERMITTED? GO AWAY OR YOU WILL REPENT TO BE BORN.