The kurtimus maximus is a creature of strange power, its one emotion of depression forces it to find happiness through annoying people with tf2 memes converted into overwatch ones and other crap
The kurtimus maximus is an odd creature which wakes ip on the floor every day and bangs its head on the wall, attempting to make a dent large enough to put a coin into. -A Dttimborough
When you spill beer in your beard
Drunk Chav: lol dude this fucking beer is so good
Drunk Hippe: oh yeah dude peace n shit
Drunk Chav: omg ur spilling ur lsd filled drink lol
Drunk Hippie: fuckn shit man i got it in my beard
Drunk Chav: No fucker its ur beerd
Drunk Chav YOU GOT FUCKING BEERD