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kurtimus maximus

The kurtimus maximus is a creature of strange power, its one emotion of depression forces it to find happiness through annoying people with tf2 memes converted into overwatch ones and other crap

The kurtimus maximus is an odd creature which wakes ip on the floor every day and bangs its head on the wall, attempting to make a dent large enough to put a coin into. -A Dttimborough

by ElectricBonnie December 17, 2017


Beerd

When you spill beer in your beard

Drunk Chav: lol dude this fucking beer is so good

Drunk Hippe: oh yeah dude peace n shit

Drunk Chav: omg ur spilling ur lsd filled drink lol

Drunk Hippie: fuckn shit man i got it in my beard

Drunk Chav: No fucker its ur beerd

Drunk Chav YOU GOT FUCKING BEERD

by ElectricBonnie May 2, 2018