Tarp-Time

When you work in the building trades (so you drive a company van with a lot of cargo space) and the opportunity arises for consensual anal sex with a chick you just met for break on “OT.” Having no place for such act to occur, you offer the back of said van. You then proactively lay a tarp down over all work-related equipment to protect it from any “friendly fire.”

Apprentice: “Dude, why is there a tarp over all of your tools?”

Mechanic: “Sorry bud , overtime last night turned into tarp-time. Wanna see the tarp?

Apprentice: “Uhhh, no thanks.”

Hapka’d

When “the old lady” (who handles all the finances) finds out that you spent a small amount of money without her consent. She then hides all of the money in the house, freezes all of the credit/debit card accounts, until she feels you’ve earned some “walking around money.”

“Did you hear Dan got Hapka’d again?
“Shit, really? What’d he do now?”
“He bought a round of coffee this morning & his wife has him back on lock-down”