Asphalt challenge

When a person dies, their body temperature cools down to the temperature of the asphalt they lay on.

A man overdosed on some marijuana laced with fentanyl and took the asphalt challenge in his garage. Luckily, paramedics were able to use narcan and save his life.

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Potsticker

An Asian person with light skin who has tanned to the point of really dark skin.

Marco: I understand you like to fish Joey, but maybe you should have more sun protection.
Joey: I know, I’m starting to look like a potsticker.

forking

When two men kiss while their penises are touching eachother

Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”

Grimy

of dirty nature with sexual intent.

“Do you see her twerking and grinding in the dance studio? She’s grimy.”

Miller: “I went to the kitchen to grab a cup while my wife was washing the dishes. As I went behind her to get to the cabinet, she pushed her ass on me and gave me ‘that look’.”
Trey: “That’s grimy bro, she’s my sister.”
Miller: “Well she’s my wife.”
Trey: “Just stop telling me these things.”

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Wumbo

To be fixed by an individual with great skill when others can not.

In reference to Spongebob Squarepants.

Brian: “Idon’t get how this conveyer belt is still not working, I had two of our best techs take a look at it.”
Marshal: “Give Danny a call, I’m sure he’ll wumbo this thing back to working order.”