STEP YO GAME UP

Used in video games during situations where one team either has been or is being utterly raped by an opposing team. This lets them know that you find their performance disappointing and that they should increase both their ability and performance. While the intent behind saying it is to encourage them to play better, this usually has the opposite effect if they are unable to do so and sometimes results in a phenomena known as the ragequit.

Team 1: "Shit, we're getting steamrolled here..."
Team 2: "STEP YO GAME UP!!!"
Team 1: "Fuck this shit, i'm leaving."
Team 1 disconnects from server.

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Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

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