cornfused

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

PTNP

PARENT THAT NEEDS PARENTS

THAT PARENT POUTING AT HER POUTING KID IS A PTNP.

Almosy

When a group of people decide to move as one.

Lets almosy down to the pool and take a dip.

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Phonie

Someone glued to their phone.

We tried to get her to get into our weekend out of town but she was being a phonie.

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napahoe

A piece of ass asleep in your bed.

I awoke hungover and feeling horny, when to my surprise I rolled over and brushed up against a sleeping napahoe I'd miraculously wrangled home.

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manstake

A mistake only a man can make.

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!

prettymuchsoyeah

For the most part, yes.

"You done bangin the old ball and chain?" Prettymuchsoyeah

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