Jacoby

The most absolute handsome person on the planet, better than everybody else.
Just being with him makes you want to pass out because of his awesomeness.
If you have this name, you get to take out everybody's hot mom.
Additionally, if you have this name and your last name begins with a L, B, C, or M; YOU ARE ELITE! The peak, the GOAT!!
SUIII

Jacoby is really fun to hang out with.