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Portland Penis Prickler

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

by EliteSquall January 3, 2015

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GOR

GOR is an abbreviation for Girls on Reserve. Commonly used among adolescent boys in middle to upper class areas when describing a girl that they can get on their dick at any time. GOR is an easy and efficient way to let the other guys around you know that you have claimed this "GOR" without alerting the girl that she was actually your Girl on Reserve.

Person 1 "Zach has so much fucking GOR"
Person 2 "Yeah I know, he gets so many fucking bitches it's INSANE"

by EliteSquall February 8, 2014

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Suffern Bagel Shop

The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.

Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels

by EliteSquall January 3, 2015

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