Betty Crocker

1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.

2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.

1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."

2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.

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Eve's Apple

The trans female's equivalent to an Adam's Apple. Some trans females choose to have it removed; others have no choice but to keep it due to lack of money or fear of medical procedures; and others still wear it as a badge of pride or because it doesn't bother them.

Having an Eve's Apple doesn't mean you're not female.

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spirit journey

1. An exceptionally long quest for a good or service.
2. A very long trip.

I had to go on a spirit journey to figure out how to apply for that job.
I had to take a spirit journey all the way to the next town to pick up my mother from work.

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michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.

Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement