dookey boom

The act of taking a big ol fat shit and you fart at the exact same time the turd is coming out creating that loud Dookey Boom sound effect!

I love watching from under the glass coffee table cause it never fails that my wife's dookey boom will be better than the last time

Pineeze

The act of sneezing and leaking a little piss from the force of the sneeze.

My wife unfortunately pineezed in front of her co-workers forcing her to excuse herself from the conference.