OAF

Old As Fuck

I lost my wireless mouse in my sheets because I am OAF.

adoratious

ADJ (from Latin adore) serves a purpose we might use in modern language.

DEF Somebody who can be adored, but with more oomph. A combination of adorable and audacious.

Oh, she was just an adoratious young woman when we met her. He looks at her with such adoratious eyes.