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When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.
I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.
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The Ulimate Douche...someone who just plows their way through life with unlimited amounts of douchery.
That guy Johnny is such a Douche Plow that he needs a bigger bag to hold the amount of douche nectar he has been handing out.
A person who is obsessed with eating ass.
You see that guy over there by the dumpster. Word has it from all the ladies turning tricks on 5th and Jackson that he is a real Mud Piggy.
When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.
Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.
When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock.
Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks"
Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag"
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When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.
I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.
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The Reverse Log Flume is when A girl is balanced on her shoulders and upper back with her legs bent towards her face. A guy is fucking her in the ass while she is shitting and pissing on her own face. The Reverse Log means the girl is geting fucked in the ass because a log (or shit) comes out of the ass, but since the guy is fucking her in the ass its going back in, hense Reverse Log. The flume part actually goes with Log Flume or an amusement park ride in which you get splashed with water in your face at the end. Hense the pissing in her own face part.
Mike - Hey Susie did you finish your chili yet?
Susie- Yes Mike are you going to Reverse Log flume my turtle heading asshole?
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