Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby

Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all

Choccy

Choccy; To be Choccy'd
Intransitive Verb
To stitch someone up, often by the hands of Choccy himself. See also Tricked, Hoodwinked

I got well and truly Choccy'd today