Spaghetti Chain

Spaghetti chain: noun

Examples:
> sucking on my spaghetti chain
> eating up my spaghetti chain

Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.

Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard

african oak

Compressed sawdust made into boards for low cost cabinets, desks and other furniture.

Don't buy that table from Walmart it is made of African oak.