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When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.
The cylindrical cardboard center of the roll of toilet paper, so called because if you put it to your lips and make a sound like a trumpet, you say "dut-dut dut-dut."
Be sure to throw away the dut dut when you put the new roll of toilet paper on. Also, we needed to bring a bunch of dut duts to school to make an art project.
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When he takes her to meet his family then ditches her there.
Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!
When he invite her over for a booty call and then continues to pursue pointless projects all night instead.
I shaved my legs and everything but he turned out to be a sloppy chicken!
When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!
When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.
This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was
A smog like haze; a bleak, gray sky; poor visibility.
A chronic Smaze sat upon the coast like COPD upon a smoker's chest.