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Sex with someone with a micropenis.
It's just Warren and sociologist sex hardly counts.
41π 28π
A metrodork is a straight man who embraces some aspects of an urban gay style: emotional sensitivity, refinement in taste, enjoyment of flamboyant clothing styles, and use of body care products (in other words, a metrosexual); but who spoils the effect by wearing a New York Yankees cap.
Willis carries a handbag, gets his hair styled, gets a Brazilian wax, and dresses out of Gentlemen's Quarterly; however he also routinely wears a New York Yankees baseball cap which shouts that he is a metrodork if not an out-and-out asshole.
48π 10π
A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.
Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.
24π 11π
Colossal nerve, even to the point that strains belief.
That fat douchebag Edward Kennedy has the turbo termerity to lecture anyone on law?
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This is a person who trains for a particular occupation without considering its utility or even its employability.
Ole Billy Bob is majoring in History. He evidently plans to be a weiner dog serenader.
64π 15π
These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.
It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.
88π 1π
Before the Derby, I'll just down a Kentucky douche or two. Or three.
21π 13π