dirka

Noun: An obtuse, careless, uncivilised, sneaky and untrustworthy individual. May be used to describe people of any ethnic background.

1.) That dirka just went through a red light!
2.) He didn't even say hello? That dirka!

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dirkafecation

Combination of dirka and defecation. The act of transforming or reducing the quality of a location or person to a level commensurate with third-world socio-economic standards.

1.) Before the change in management, O'Malley's pub restrooms suffered from intense dirkafecation.

2.) The mayor's committee to halt the advancement of urban sprawl was dubbed "The Anti-Dirkafecation League."

3.) The fledgling nations experienced widespread dirkafecation before economic conditions improved.

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Champagne Democrat

Noun: A person who identifies themselves with the American left-wing political movement while hypocritically exhibiting financial and social behaviour to the contrary. Often found in affluent upper middle-class communities across the United States.

1.) That Champagne Democrat would vote for John Kerry in the presidential elections, but ask for a tax write-off when making a negligable donation to charity.

2.) The Champagne Democrats across the street placed a "Save Darfur" sign on their well-manicured lawn next to their hybrid vehicle parked inside their four car garage within their mansion.

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dirkariffic

Combination of dirka and terrific. Used to sarcastically express amazement. Similar to Craptacular.

I heard your car got towed last night, that's dirkariffic.

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loktar

Used as both a noun and verb. Noun: The game of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne when played on battle.net.

Verb: Playing either Warcraft III title on battle.net

1.) Jim: Hey, John! Wanna Loktar?
John: Sure, lemmie turn on my computer.

2.) Jim: That was an awesome Loktar, John!
John: Yeah, we totally pwned those n00bs with my chimeras!

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dirkafied

Adjective: Possessing or exhibiting the properties of a dirka. esp. when describing inantimate objects or events. Malfuctioning, flawed, unresponsive, corrupt, broken.

1.) This cell phone gets no service, it is so dirkafied!
2.) The referee's calls are dirkafied, that's the third turnover this quarter.

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IGTIT

Acronym: Intentional Ghettoization Through Inferior Technology.

A social isolationist practice whereby private companies, public services and federal agencies regulate a region's quality of care and interaction with technology soley based on economic and racial factors. The ultimate goal being to decrease the region's quality of life, preventing them from succeeding in society, thereby breeding contempt and desparation, resulting in crime, which is then vilified by the media thereby creating a culturally incompetent downward spiral.

1.) Person 1: When I'm in Southeast DC, I get no cell phone coverage, but once I hit the red line to Rockville, my signal comes back.

Person 2: Man, that is some serious IGTIT!

2.) With all the poor of New Orleans suffering for months after hurricane Katrina, many attributed the restraponulous disaster response to IGTIT.

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