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I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.
The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face.
Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
A person who is officially not a boyfriend, might just as well be one, but isn't.
I got this from my fully gay semi-boyfriend. Semi-gay but fully boyfriend is just as bad, by the way.
Standing at the door or hallway, waiting to leave.
Kristina, you better hurry up, your B/F is standbye.
A ho who bangs people on both sides of the Atlantic.
Being the transcontinental slut that she is, Cindy visits her friends in Europe - and gets laid - every summer.
Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.
Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!