Hydrospoonalysis

When you turn on the kitchen faucet the water hits a stray spoon and sprays all over you

Damn kids leaving spoons in the sink causing hydrospoonalysis all over my clean shirt

Idiots

A herd a congressman.

Look at all the idiots trying to run the United States.

Garberator

A Canadian Garbage disposal.

Did you stuff the leftovers down the GARBERATOR,Eh