Black Jack Scale

An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.

Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt

8👍 1👎

Stash N Mash

The act of quickly and sloppily shoving your change along with your receipt into your wallet after making a purchase.

I was trying to look cool for the hot cashier by putting my nonchalantly throwing change and receipt into my wallet after buying some dranks at the gas station, but it turned into a Stash N Mash and the cashier just laughed at me.

Reverse Prank Call

When you receive a call from a telemarketer and you just fuck around with them.

Telemarketer 1: Would you be interested in buying a Shamwow for the low price of $19.99?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 1: would you like me to switch you to a spanish line?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 2: ¿Le gustaría comprar un ShamWow pero solamente 2.000 pesos?
You: What the fuck? Speak english you retard
(hang up)
You: Man that was a great Reverse Prank Call