Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it
Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!
an ingrown hair on a squirrel's nut
Person 1 : dude look at the Nuggle Futt on that squirrel !
Person 2 : eeww that is totally gross !