End Me

Verb

Used to describe the girl that was last in your mind while masturbating before sexual eruption.

The girl that ends you basically tells your penis, "Penis, it's time."

Steve:

At first I was thinking about Candace for a long time while jerkin my twerk, but then Jacqui came into thought and she just ended me.

Sergio: Dude, Dan. Alice just touched my leg. Later tonight before I go to sleep, I'll definitely end with her.

Josh: (To self) End me already! My arm is tired!

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Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

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