shmeconds

The unit of time used in the timers of Mario games that aren’t actually seconds as it ticks down way faster than a second

1: bro why’s the time limit already over, it said I had 300 seconds for the level
2: no, this is a Mario game, the timer runs in shmeconds
1: that makes no sense

2: yep

16/5

Similar to doing something 24/7, but with a full 8 hour sleep and a weekend off

1: Man I be on that grind 16/5
2: Don’t you mean 24/7?
1: Nah bro, self care and healthy lifestyle is important