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please find something to do. please. if you search this you are so bored you are on the verge of suicide. speak to a doctor or something

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by EmeraldPanda May 6, 2022


Gaul Soodman

Saul Goodman but the first letters are swapped around, the ultimate lawyer.
Gaul Soodman has never failed a case, we don't actually know how he manages to do it, but we don't question it. It is said that even with definite proof of committing a crime, Gaul Soodman manages to reason and do his "secret tactic" and succeeds.

Guy 1: Oh shit I just killed a man, I gotta call Gaul!
Guy 2: What's he gonna do? I literally have a recording of you killing him.
Gaul Soodman: no you dont
Guy 2: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM-

by EmeraldPanda October 5, 2022

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