Lancashire

Lancashire is situated in the north-west of England. Its main places include Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley, Preston, and Lancaster.
Okay...so basically its a bit of a dump. The nicer places for example Whalley and Clitheroe had a luckier escape when chavs came around but unfortuatly the others didnt succeed. Lancashire people are considered thick as they have sluggish accents and sound as if they have mental problems (but we really dont =)
Lancashire aint the best place to live, but the northeners that live there couldnt be more proud. I live in Lancshire, and i wouldnt move for the world!

I bloomin' love Lancashire me
I were born here, I were raised here
And I thought I were gonna die here

That's until work come to me and said
We got a new plant down south
your gonna have to move down there for work
To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO!

Well I didn't know what to do for best
So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around
Get some memories
See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee.

I kissed my girl
By PC World
I dropped me crisps
Outside WH Smiths
They chopped down that tree
To build a KFC
Good!

In this Lancashire Town
This Lancashire Town
We both held hands
Outside Matalan's
I tucked in me vest
Outside the old Nat West

I dreamt of Gherkins
Outside Dorothy Perkins
In this Lancashire Town
My Lancashire Town

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