world of warcraft

A computer game that substitutes real life for people who don't have one. Often leads to body odor, weight gain, and loss of social skills. Is often defended by players as a "complicated game that takes intelligence" when in fact any mentally handicapped person could probably figure it out. A virtual land which losers visit to find virtual friends and virtual dates, giving each other virtual kisses and flirting with virtual women, who are, in fact, probably 29-year-old gay mormon men.

"Hey I've become a World of Warcraft level 43 human paladine! Now my girlfriend will think I am cool and won't mind that I have no money, gained 40 pounds, and haven't seen her in 3 weeks!"

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