brown gopher

yet ANOTHER name for a gay person

Dude1:"dude, my brother is such a brown gopher"
Dude2:"omg i know!"

dead beaver

an unshaven woman with a yeast infection

Leah: Ew what's that smell?
Emmy: Oh that's that dead beaver over there by the recliner
Leah: OH!...ew Emmy

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