Race Card

Used by minorities to get what they want even if they did something totally fucked up. However, since our president is now black, the race card is soon to be maxed out.

When Jason got the promotion over his black friend Tyrone because Tyrone would come into work drunk and never did anything, he pulled the race card and is now top-dog

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Saratoga

A ghetto-ass brand of cigarettes that are about 4 inches long

Hey dude, I couldn't find any Marlboros so I got some Saratogas!
Isn't that a rich town in New York?

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