Kate the Chaser

Kate the Chaser is one of Slendermans proxies. She is 19 years old and was born on March 26th. She is one of the 4 main proxies of slenderman. She is a psycho killer, not anything else.

Masky/Tim: Kate, there’s another mission we have to do y’know.
Kate the Chaser: Fuck off

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Dreamsexual

There are 2 dreamsexuals, the valid one, and the not valid one,

The non-valid one is the one where you’re “sexually attracted” to people in the Dream SMP

The valid one, lol I forgot what it is

Person 1: I’m dreamsexual
Me: Which one……
Person 1: Oh yeah, Wilbur soot is hot, I’m sexually attracted to him!
Me: FATHERLESS.
My gay bff: I hope you’re mom leaves you at an orphanage and technoblade comes to murder you.
A sane person: Yeah, I hope she does. lol.

Tommyinnit

A lesphobic who thinks he “Gets lesbians”. He doesn’t. He makes Lesbians and woman in general feel uncomfortable. He says he’s a “Male lesbian”. There’s no such thing as a “Male lesbian”

Person 1: Omg! I love tommyin-
Me: Burn. *Murders*
My friend who looks like sonic the hedgehog: wtf-
Tommyinnit: Dude, you killed my fan!
Me: That’s the point. *Murders*
A sane person: FINALLY, HE’S DEAD!

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Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭

Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-

Brim

It’s a ship name for the ship ‘Tim x Brian’ Or also known as ‘Masky x Hoodie’

Person 1: Hey, what’s ‘Brim’?
Me: Basically it’s just the ship name for ‘Masky x Hoodie’ or also known as, ‘Tim x Brian’ another ship name for it Is ‘Hoodsky’.
My best friend: And it’s the best ship ever.
Person 1: ok, cool. Didn’t really ask.
Tim/Masky: wtf-

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Jeff the killer

How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch who’s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying “Go to sleep”.

Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT 😍😍😩😩😩
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

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