Pringle

A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.

Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-

Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?

Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.

Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.

The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.

Johnny: Such pringles.